can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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