I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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