What a fucking waste of an outfit
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Shame is for Republicans.
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