Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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