Please, let me fuck your mom
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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