Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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