look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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