I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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