Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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