My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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