Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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