the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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