I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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