I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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