i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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