filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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