She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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