I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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