Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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