Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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