Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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