Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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