How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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