The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Fuck appropriateness.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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