yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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