i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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