I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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