i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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