dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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