It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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