I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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