Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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How external is "for external use only"?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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