I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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