You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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