Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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