your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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