i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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