fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
time to smoke my breakfast
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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