I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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