ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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