So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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