we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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