My hand turned me down
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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