i barfeds in our rink
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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