I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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