Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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