Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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