their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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