walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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