Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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