Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
These tits shall not be calmed
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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