I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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