she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
pray to the hookup gods
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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