This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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