my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My vagina is officially offended.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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