I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Your tits are I can't wait for
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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