I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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