Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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