Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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