return my video game
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT