I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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